My fun summer programs have begun. Joey, the puppy, has grown. He’s no longer small, but he’s still a little stinker. And HE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE. Joey is also part of our show. I haven’t found a way to convince my Upright to leave him home. To demonstrate how much his presence upsets me, I refuse to smile during the programs. I glower at my Upright and at Joey.
In other news, My Upright stole one of my ideas for a book and published it on Amazon. But since the book stars me, I have forgiven her. It also stars Joey which is totally unfair. He hasn’t performed as long as I have, he doesn’t listen as well as I do, and he’s not as talented as me. Argh, life for a diva like me is so unfair when your furry younger brother takes over the spotlight. The book is titled Trash Land. My Upright illustrated it using pictures of me and Joey and some watercolor paintings she created. I am incredibly photogenic. Check out our book on Amazon. www.amazon.com/Trash-Land-Sienna-about-Recycling-ebook/dp/B071G49MFV/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1497823576&sr=8-1&keywords=Denise+Gard